Monkey Ninja

Strictly moving shadow
Silent in the night
Killer ninja monkey
Target in his site

He’ll attack you like a jellyfish
He’ll come at you like a bear
Then he’ll throw his poo at you
And do bad things in your hair

When he’s finished with you
You’ll be crying in your sleep
No where to run or hide
From the dirty hairy creep

So to avoid a monkey beating
There can be no ifs or buts
Keep your eyes off his banana
And your hands off of his nuts


~ by joggerblogger on January 21, 2009.

One Response to “Monkey Ninja”

  1. That’s an instant classic JB!

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