Bernard, originally uploaded by [rich].

Bernard was a special boy
Very different from the rest
He had a mini hand, twisted spine
And a sunken pigeon chest

The other boys laughed at Bernard
And he didn’t find this fun
So he took his freakish mini hand
And bought a mini gun

He struggled to load the pistol
Sitting in his room
Listening to Marilyn Manson
Head full of doom and gloom

And then he found a miracle
That washed away his anger
It was a holy, Spanish site
And it’s name was ‘Supertanga’

Now things are looking brighter
With fitties on the screen
Reaching out for pixel love
With a mini hand full of cream

And though we said his name was Bernard
That was actually quite wrong
His name was really Richard
But he’s genuinely a mong


~ by joggerblogger on January 20, 2009.

One Response to “Bernard”

  1. I like it.

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