A post from Preston…

And so it ends…

‘June-a-Thonners’, your leader speaks. Hear his drunken words.

30 days ago a spirit came to me, in the form of a giant land squid, and spoke these sacred words:

‘For thirty days thou must run each day on your feet of toes and heel.
Go forth and spread these words:
All who jog throughout the month of June will truly be the chosen people,
and they will inherit the earth.
And some other cool stuff. Like swing-ball.’

And so I spread this message through the prophet, the Jogger Blogger. And everyday, across the globe, each continent pulsated with the slapping of foot on tarmac.

And now it’s all over, and your swing-ball sets are in the post. All that remains is for me to congratulate you all on the way you have embodied the true spirit of Prestonism in your commitment to running.

Same time next year chaps. Don’t worry though; ‘Naked Running October’ is just around the corner.

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~ by joggerblogger on July 2, 2007.

One Response to “A post from Preston…”

  1. And now it’s all over, and your swing-ball sets are in the post….

    Arhh.. I love this – almost poetic 🙂

    cheers preston – hopefully by next june I’ll be able to run every day.

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